Tyler Brown
80 Kerfoot Crescent
Keswick ON. L4P 4H2
Home: 905-476-7436 Cell:+1-289-383-1043
ty.brown@rogers.com

OBJECTIVE
To become the keeper at the gorilla enclosures at the Cincinnati Zoo.

EDUCATION
Lakeside Public School, Keswick,ON.
Keswick High School, Keswick, ON.
Mr. Douglas Hickey

High School Awards and Honors
CEO of Harambe Fan Club

WORK EXPERIENCE

Rick Harrison's Pawn Shop

• Las Vegas, NV.
• Helped with sale of many antiques and Harambe collectibles
• Bought or Pawned many Harambe collectibles

McDonald's Keswick Location

• In charge of grinding down human meat and cartilage scraps from other animals into the famous pink goo that is used to make all McDonald's meat products
• Mopped floors with dangerous and hazardous liquids that could spontaneously combust at any second when someone walks on it
• Charged homeless people to eat the leftover food from the day that wasn't purchased and charged them double

VOLUNTEER & COMMUNITY
Covenant House For Homeless, Bleach inspector, 8 Hours
YMCA Camp Wannakita, Worked the treadmills so Jacks weight would not damage or destroy them, 30 seconds (Jack instantly broke them)

INTERESTS & SKILLS
-Leader Of Vape Nation Y'all
-Competitive Bleach Drinking Champion 2k15 to Present
-Fluent at playing the tuba while walking behind Jack Ellsworth following him to wherever he goes